Mullet Madness

Sunday, Jun. 23, 2002 ~ 11:46 PM

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Tonight I went to the Melissa Etheridge concert with Katie.

1. A Melissa Etheridge concert in Hartford, contrary to what you may think, is not a hot spot for meeting pretty young things� Unless you�re over forty-five.
2. If I want to be a proper Connecticut lesbian I have to do either one of two things:
A. Throw out my form fitting jeans and rush to buy baggy khaki coloured cargo shorts and insist upon wearing them with unshaven legs.
B. Grow a mullet (shutup Mrs.Campbell!)
3. Melissa Etheridge rocks! live.

~>I would like to point out that I have no problem with baggy cargo shorts� I have some cute red ones from Old Navy. I would also like to point out that I do not have a problem with unshaven legs. If you�re happy nappy, then I�m happy for you� to each her own.

Mullets, however, are an entirely different story. I do have a problem with them. And personally I think that peple with mullets should not be allowed to breed. It simply is not an attractive look, for boys/boiz/ boyz or girls/gurls/grrls/girls. No one looks good in a mullet, and if you think you do, then your friends are LYING!

Real friends know: Don't drink and drive. and. Say No to Mullet.

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