A badder bladder.

Thursday, Jun. 20, 2002 ~ 6:23 PM

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I just wanna show you the way that I feel.

Stupid is: Knowing that it takes all of five minutes for water to completely cycle through your body in and out.

Terror is: Realizing that the water that you drank five minutes ago has finished it�s cycle, and you�re on the bus home. They very b-u,m!p~y; bus home.

Let�s face it: chicks don�t dig seat pee-ers.

Fortunately, I made it to the bathroom at Xandos. To show my gratitude I emptied my purse into a very sexy barrista�s tip glass. Over the week, I�d amassed nearly three dollars in assorted shapes of change.

�But I have heard that chicks did guitars.

And today� I ordered my very own (but completely independent of the �chicks dig guitars� thing). Take a look.

She should arrive around the first or second of July. I am very pleased. �Course, if I had any idea of how to make her sing� I�d be doing cartwheels. As it is� I�m doing somersaults.

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