Next year I'm bribing the elves.

Wednesday, Dec. 25, 2002 ~ 11:04 PM

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I just wanna show you the way that I feel.

For the past few years I haven�t been able to figure out which list Santa has placed me on. Generally, Ole Chubbs is indifferent to me. This year was no exception and I spent most of it unwrapping things from family members as they exclaimed, �This reminded me of you so much� only to find that under ribbons and tissue paper I apparently reminded them of someone who was blind. Or someone with the worst taste in the world. It is the thought that counts and sometimes I would prefer that they only think of me.

Do not get me wrong. This Christmas could have been loads worse� and actually, I had a lot of fun running around my Aunt�s house with the 2 year old and the 16 monther. I find them to be great conversationalists and I admire their tactlessness.

I am just glad it�s over and that I can now prepare my body to drink myself silly in celebration of the new year.

I hope that you all had good ones and that if any coal was received it came in diamond form.

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