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Tomorrow is my last day at Phoenix. I will again be un-employed. Tomorrow I am going dress shopping. For the graduation. Everyone agrees that the dress that I was planning to wear is too dark. Everyone else will be brightly colored and festively adorned. Grandma is wearing her traditional special event, pink dress with matching hat and shoes. You know, family events are one of the few occasions that I succumb to peer pressure. So tomorrow evening after work Mommy, Devin and I (i.e. prelude to Hell) are going dress shopping. And it�s not that I dislike shopping. It�s not that I dislike dresses. It�s that I dislike shopping with my family and I�m very particular about which dresses I like for myself. And the worst part is, that 8 times out of ten, once I find a dress that I like, it�s not in my size. Bloody lack of hips and ass and breasts (even though I so love the faeries� they�re just not designing dresses for them it seems)! Bloody amply designed American women! Bah! And� today in Hartford while walking to my bus after work I passed this old man. I�d passed him earlier today and I have the unfortunate habit of making eye contact. It�s not so much unfortunate for me as it is for the men I make eye contact with. They think that because I�m doing so it�s some sort of an invitation. So� I pass this old man for the 2nd time and he stops, steps to the side and as I pass says, �I just like to watch you walk. Today you passed me twice.� He could have been my Grandfather. That is� if my Grandfather was a dirty old man. What do women secretly say behind their lovers back? 67% of women say they're unhappy with their lover's penis size. Now a world famous pharmacist has created a herbal science breakthrough. Revolutionary pill that is guaranteed to increase your penis size by at least 1-3" or more in just a few short weeks. Click here for complete details. I received this in my Inbox today. I generally receive this or something like it a couple time a day and you know it makes me think. 1. Thank God/dess I�m a girl and I can buy whatever size/color/texture phallus I want (and some of them glow in the dark too!) and 2. I wish I could rent a penis for a few weeks just to see if this stuff worked. I wonder how much a male escort would charge for a month�s worth of work. However� if these products do work, hopefully he�d think that I was doing him a favor and would give me a significant discount. I mean, it�s just good business. You scratch my back I give you a larger penis. Sheer economics, really. Of course... no matter how much bigger it gets... it still won't glow in the dark. . How Rude! - Wednesday, Sept. 22, 2004 - 12:16 PM One small step but no giant leap. - Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 - 11:17 AM Where's George? - Thursday, Sept. 25, 2003 - 12:48 PM |
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